Y’all weren’t lying when you said The Goldfinch was a drag - 58% through, I’ve already skipped ahead, and I just need to know what happens! Too much irrelevant detail dragged across WAY too many pages.
dance party at my desk // so ready for the weekend I might explode. happy Wednesday!
welcome to heyitsclaire.com! finally decided to make my domain official. if this is the most productive thing I accomplish today, we’ll consider it a win.
worst dog mom ever // after deciding that endless bowl filling wasn’t quite enough for these two (or maybe the bowls were just too small), we upgraded the water bowl. they both had water at breakfast and even then G didn’t come up for air for over 90 seconds
many thanks to the good people of reddit for this one // may have been the lack of sleep, but Steven and I were dying. you’re welcome.
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
—None other than my Aunt Juju in a family email chain // Absolutely no context will be provided with this statement, other than the fact that it had me belly-laughing in the car by myself this afternoon and is quite possibly one of the funniest memories we will all have. related? my dad is probably the funniest person I know.
true detective // we just finished watching and omgamaze. I’ve never appreciated acting and throwing yourself into a character quite like I have from Matthew McConaughey in these last few. I have the maddest crush on him after this and Dallas Buyers Club, and definitely not because of his looks in either.