December 2011
32 posts
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Dec 31st
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WEDNESDAY
I think you’ve done enough damage for one day.
Dec 29th
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she would definitely bring the party though
grandma: can't have a beer today I guess
Dad: nah. you're full of codeine!
Dec 28th
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“A normal girl would call the number, meet him, and return the album to see if...”
– my mother’s favorite movie and MY favorite line
Dec 26th
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note to self: if you make excuses for a deal-breaking habit in hopes that it will change… take your own damn advice and peace on out. point taken, lesson learned. universe: 1, claire: 0 
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Santa is currently in my room digging out presents from under my bed (as I lay in it) at 10:30a. Too many thoughts here, but adulthood, wow. Also, I think Santa (and maybe everyone else) had too much to drink at the neighbor’s Christmas party last night. #wouldnotchangeathing Merry Christmas!
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.”
– Ernest Hemingway
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“Well you know, in this business you either quit or you drink more.”
– my boss. #sheaintlyin
Dec 21st
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There is not enough wine in the world for this...
AMEN. or hours, for that matter.
Dec 21st
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WHAT IS MY LIFE EVEN
who’s excited for the holidays, y’all? three days and I’m shutting off my work computer, telling people to leave me alone, heading to the coast for my mother’s cooking, unlimited wine, and the ability to forget life outside of that small town exists, even if only for a few days. I think we all need a breather right about now.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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ginormous sweatshirt + leggings + couch + Dexter.  laziest/best Saturday night ever. holla.
Dec 18th
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“well so what if they’re just stories, what if I need them”
– Ben Rector
Dec 18th
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Dec 13th
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holiday wish list
for the first time in…24 years, Beth hasn’t asked me for a Christmas list. now, 10 years ago she would have received a handwritten list back in September and 5 years ago I’d have probably been offended, but at 24 I’m no longer jumping at the bit to get my requests in. This year I’m pretty sure she’s got something up her sleeve (hopefully a bike, which I may or...
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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AMERICA.
I’m annoyed at All The Things and all I want to do is bitch about it. I’ve deleted three posts that may or may not have been a) offensive, b) inappropriate, c) annoying, or d) all of the above (doing a great job so far today). I would love to go into explicit detail all of the things that lovingly make me feel like ripping my hairs out individually, one-by-one, but that wouldn’t...
Dec 6th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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24/7 claire time
@kegiles (sitting on the runway waiting for gate clearance because the flight was early): that's the problem with being early.
me: that's exactly why I'm never early
Dec 2nd